Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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