did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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