Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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