awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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