I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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