margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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