NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
ok first of all what the fuck
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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