She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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