So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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