I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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