that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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