everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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