Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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