I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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