Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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