There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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