I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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