wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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