Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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