There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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