we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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