***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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