Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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