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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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