Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I need water and some morals
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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