drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I would ride that face into the sunset
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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