Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
