i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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