***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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