I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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