You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Randomize
