Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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