A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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