Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
handjob tips. give me some.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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