He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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