I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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