he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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