bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's never too late to be topless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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