I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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