If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
