Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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