I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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