Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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