she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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