so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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