Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
