Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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