you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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