I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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