You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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