your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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