I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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