yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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