He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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